Putin: seriously, dude. You’re like a guy who drives a Ford F350 but never uses it to pull a trailer…and we KNOW what that means. I think this is the thing that’s gonna make you swallow your pride and back the f down. It’s going to cost you.
Hamas: you’re just jealous because those folks over there have the part with roads and AC. Yes, it’s tragic, please, PLEASE get your kids and women away from the rocket launchers before you use them to attack Israel. But you know what happens when you launch those rockets? Guys and girls who are really good at math and geometry figure out where they came from and they will want to say hello. And I know it’s a dispute going back thousands of years and you’ve got a point, yes, you should be able to live in peace. But I didn’t hear any Israelis saying that their goal was to wipe you off the face of the earth. I don’t see Israelis celebrating their kids strapping bombs to themselves. I see a people who were almost wiped off the planet, then given a refuge in an international agreement. A place where they could build a home and make a stand and if they had to build the walls high and strong, well, they’ve had experience with times when they didn’t. We helped them build those walls. Both sides should stay away from using kids in any way- get the kids out of the way! Give the people who don’t want to fight a way to get out of the way!
Boehner or however you spell your name: lawsuit. That’s hilarious, man. Some guy at work wanted to sue McDonalds because McDonald was his last name and he was embarrassed. You crazy. Good luck with that.